This shampoo was supposed to give my hair volume but I really can’t hear anything

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  • Me on my wedding day: you still like me right

“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off

(Source: thepretendr, via relahvant)



Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting

Reblog Everytime

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